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Joke of the Day
"I heard you guys like nooses..... We should hang together!!"
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"SO AFTER I CAUGHT HER CHEATING ON ME I WANTED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND DIE. ANYWAY MY NAME'S TOM AND I'LL BE YOUR TANDEM PARACHUTE PARTNER"
"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" Moses hitting on the ladies"
"So an elf walked into a bar... The hobbit laughed and walked under it."
"A BLONDE'S SPECIAL PICTURE Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror."
"What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis."
"Non-Racist black joke What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag? A Kit-Kat."
"Tell me twitter, just how the f am I similar to a Buick dealership?"
"you got to be fast to make it in advertising kid. gotta be snappy. gotta be clever. how would you sell a car? thats right: titties"
"Sorry I booped your nose during your meltdown .."