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Joke of the Day

"Non-Racist black joke What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag? A Kit-Kat."

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"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuch-orn"
"That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you."
"What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese? Gorgonzola."
"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."
"What's the worthless piece of skin hanging off the end of a penis? A man."
"We decided to go out for bbq tonight. As it turns out, I'm too immature to discuss how to smoke your meat with strangers."
"Conjunctivitis.com... ""Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"" - A Tim Vine joke, just thought I'd share."