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Joke of the Day

"A BLONDE'S SPECIAL PICTURE Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror."

"What war did a fat person fight in? Viet-nom-nom-nom"

"The internet connection on my phone seems to be at its fastest when I've clicked the wrong link."

"Why do white girls like odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Cop: So, I'm writing a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. Me: You're going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk."

"I'm circling the auto shop and hoping that my mechanic can hear me yelling, ""BRAKES!""."

"I asked my dad about music these days He said it's all about the junk in the truck so you better shake that butt."

"Apparently, ""Dude, that's the best she's EVER going to look"" was not the type of objection to the marriage the priest was asking about."

"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack."""

"Two peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted."