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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a woman, covered in red paint, running and screaming from an abandoned country house, LOL good prank."

"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"Blocked a someone with ""Social Media Specialist | Online Reputation Manager"" in their bio just to mess with their head. And it's douchy."

"I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive"

"I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator."

"I just saw a woman push 5 little kids in a shopping cart out of Walmart. I didn't realize that you could get them in bulk now."

"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"

"Why are dead baby jokes the best? Because they never get old."

"How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit."

"Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere. Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust"