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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a roller coaster... The easiest part is the beginning, the rest is a non-stop pain in the ass."

"According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I'm guessing the other 48% have new ones?"

"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they're worth it."

"(Entire joke within) Made you look."

"How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister's jaw in."

"The first rule of fight club is to ask her, ""Is that what you're wearing?"""

"I've been cheating on you guys. Lately, I've been spending my time on my job and real life. They don't mean anything to me, I swear."

"Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class."

"Britney is stranded on an island Britney is starving Britney forms tool out of rocks and sticks Britney sees a fish Britney Spears"

"What do you call a pregnant girl A run on sentence"