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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a roller coaster... The easiest part is the beginning, the rest is a non-stop pain in the ass."

"How do you make your wife scream during sex? You call and tell her about it."

"Some call it drug abuse. I say the drugs get what they deserve."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you can't pee soup."

"statistics show that 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big boobs. the statistics also show that the 10th man prefers the other 9"

"How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked? He fainted after the punch line."

"Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K"

"Incest It's how you come into your own"

"Did you hear about the two junkies that fell in love? They tied the knot."

"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."