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Joke of the Day
"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""
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"What do you give to an owl who is not being himself? A Bowl (B-Owl)"
"Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness."
"What did the stone say to the hill? Let's Rock and Roll."
"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: Lol one sec"
"What's grey and comes in litres? An elephant. Apologies if this is a repost - heard it yesterday and had to share."
"What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree? bored. ha^ha"
"What do you call a quiet asian? Silent-li"