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Joke of the Day

"Britney is stranded on an island Britney is starving Britney forms tool out of rocks and sticks Britney sees a fish Britney Spears"

"My girlfriend's ex was a clown I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill."

"I've been clean for 47 days I'm taking daily baths but it's okay because I've been using heroin to cope."

"What's the difference between pedophiles and acne? Acne waits until you're 13."

"What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Nancy Pelosi?? ... ... .... One is a busy ditch."

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing except for saran wrap... The psychiatrist looks at the man and says, ""Well... I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"What do a bunch of wankers do in a group? Mass debating."

"Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !"

"What do neutrinos and I have in common. We are both constantly penetrating your mom."