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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese? Nacho problem."
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"Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok"
"I wanted to ride my bike, But it was two tired."
"I don't understand why we give bad kids coal. Isn't coal what minors want?"
"""Wow, that milk is spoiled!"" *milk drives by in a fancy car his parents bought him*"
"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"
"BASEBALL! All the excitement of football squeezed conveniently into 162 five-hour games!"
"What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay? A dairy potter."
"50/50 What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"A blonde takes her dress into the dry cleaners... On the way out the lady at the counter says ""Come again!"" The blonder replies ""No, this time it's toothpaste you nosy bitch!"""