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Joke of the Day

"I always pick up a huge cucumber up at walmart and yell to my wife ""you said you wanted the biggest one right"" Because I'm a great husband"

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"Men vs Women Women want a lot of things from one Man. Conversely, Men want one thing from a lot of Women."
"This tweet would get all dressed up and go somewhere special on a Saturday night, but unfortunately it's married.. so it'll just get drunk."
"Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This."
"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water. Boom-boom-chhh!"
"itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself.... -history"
"""I"" before ""E"" Except after ""old McDonald had a farm."""
"[wedding reception] DAVE IS HAVIN A SEIZURE Paramedic: How long has he been having convulsions? IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING"
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver!"
"Briefly explain 'hard water' ice"
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