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Joke of the Day
"Briefly explain 'hard water' ice"
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"Hate weight limit signs in the elevator. Then I'm put in the awkward position of telling some pregnant woman she has to take the stairs."
"How many SJW's does it take to change a 90w lightbulb? Did you just assume my wattage??? FLICKERED"
"If JFK could see the state of this country... It would blow his mind."
"What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!"
"what do you call an American Tardis? a reTardis"
"It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now"
"A young boy asks his Jewish father if he can have $10.... The father responds ""8 dollars?! What do you need 6 dollars for?!"" :)"
"Cation Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on] -Noun Chemistry 1.An ion with paws-tive charge. 2.The cutest ion ever."
"did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box? Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,""Lie to me, lie to me."""