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Joke of the Day

"Why are Black people so fast? [Don't say it in public] ... because all the slow ones are in Jail"

"My wife got braces today, so last night I reminded her... I reminded her that last night would be her last pain-free BJ night for two years. Looks like I will be waiting another two years..."

"Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector."

"So apparently Adrian Peterson is trying out for Major League Baseball teams... A lot of teams like that he is a switch hitter..."

"My favorite oxymorons: 1. Jumbo shrimp. 2. Act natural. 3. Boneless ribs. 4. Civil war. 5. Freezer burn. 6. Adult male. 7. Happy marriage."

"I just found out a distant relative of mine has eaten three people. It's a lot to digest..."

"Cops got new drunk driving tests. There's one they pull out a wallet-size photo of Whoopi Goldberg & ask you, 'Is she attractive?'"

"Is that a tongue ring? No... my mouth is just liftin weights"

"What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye."

"Hitler Joke Hitler is smarter than you. At least he knew when to kill himself. ( )"