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Joke of the Day

"Did I tell you about the time I was going down on my grandmother? All I could taste was horse semen... So I thought to myself, ""this must be how she died!"""

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"In case I ever doubted my status as an American, being able to buy girl scout cookies on my way out of the gym was a heady reminder."
"HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING"
"Why do cows have hoofs? Because they lack toes"
"Would you like to know how to read minds? It's simple! Just relax. Take a deep breath. Minds Minds Minds Minds Minds"
"Two psychics bump into each other on the street... The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"If you are hotter than me, wouldn't that make me cooler than you."
"Why don't Indians play soccer? Every time they get a corner they put a dairy on it."
"I saw myself naked in the mirror. And now my hand isn't in the mood."
"Did we ever figure out how... Suga Suga got so fly?"