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Joke of the Day

"I like my women the way I like my beer Ginger"

"Interviewer: Have you worked in a fertility clinic before? Me: No [nervous because it's my 1st interview] Me: But I used to be an embryo"

"If a stork symbolizes birth what type of bird symbolizes birth control? A swallow"

"computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know""."

"Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, ""Help! That tornado can't swim!"""

"Did you hear about the pessimistic German vegetarian? He feared the wurst"

"A dolphin was on trial for killing a family member... The judge asked, ""Did you do it on porpoise?"""

"Did you hear about the meteorologist competition? The losers got precipitation trophies."

"How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco? Both of them."

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BMWs have the pricks on the inside!"