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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: Have you worked in a fertility clinic before? Me: No [nervous because it's my 1st interview] Me: But I used to be an embryo"

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and shouts ""Which one of you fuckers is reposting jokes on r/jokes?"" A voice from the back called out ""I don't think you have enough bullets m8."""

"let us remember today the most important immigrant refugee in all of history. that's right i'm talking about waldo from where's waldo"

"Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!"

"Gunfire reported at track and field event They said it was race related"

"New Jared Sub Subway has came out with a new sub this week called the Jared Sub. It is 37 year old salami sandwiched between 10 year old buns."

"My dad just told me this one. What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common? Their balls are only for decoration."

"My girlfriend is like my car... Stolen property"

"You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English"

"I can never remember if it's ""laying"" or ""lying."" Anyway, I hit a dude with my car and he's doing one of them in the middle of the road. :("