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Joke of the Day

"Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."

"I had to put my dog down today. My arms were getting tired."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a very obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Mexican Word of the Day: Canoli I canoli jack off with one hand at a time."

"What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool? A marajuannabe."

"How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies? 10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms"

"Refrigerator ice dispensers are perfect for those times when you need either zero or 5000 ice cubes."

"How do you get over a crush you've had since high school? Leave the dungeon door unlocked."

"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."