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Joke of the Day

"Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts."

"It's hard to eat pizza and feel angry at the same time."

"I met a guy who said he could get a great deal on a pillowcase... turns out, it was a sham."

"BROKEN CAGE Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: ""Cheap, cheap!"""

"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. "

"Knock knock. Mailman."

"For Halloween, our daughter is dressing up as joke telling jack-o'-lantern. She's our little pun-kin."

"Do you know who wants some good D? no, who? Football fans."

"sick of bullshit dui checkpoint profiling just because i'm a white male with the jagermeister logo emblazoned across his truck windshield"

"Watching cartoons with my son is awesome except for all the commercials & now his Christmas list has 26,724 things on it. Shit."