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Joke of the Day

"I'm not gay.. I just like 9 inch black clits. Peckas."

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"Two pedophiles sitting on a bench A 12 year old passes by. One pedophile looks at the other and says: Aaah, time forgives no-one. She must've been a stunner in her days"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job."
"In the meantime I plan on absolutely crushing it over on LinkedIn."
"A lion will never cheat on his wife But a Tiger Wood!"
"Why do Apple computer users always tell sexist jokes? Because they aren't PC"
"Arteries have a special place in my heart"
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch!"
"A reason why we can't have a perfect world: Because I don't want one."
"What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism? An offer you can't understand."