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Joke of the Day

"When someone asks how I feel, I always answer ""Squishy and like I've done something wrong"""

"Did you hear the rumor about the new save system for the ff7 remake? Cloud Saves"

"What's a Sicilian terrorists favorite treat? Italian ISIS'"

"everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'. so I must be immortal"

"There was a time when men expected to be your lover without getting with your friends. That all changed in 1996. Let me tell you a story..."

"I've yet to find a romantic comedy that speaks to me. Maybe if they set it in an institution or an Arby's restroom."

"Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand."

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier."

"I love playing The Sims. It's the only time I can watch a family naked and not get arrested."

"Do you want to hear a bad joke? *my life* Sorry if that was not likeable and miserable, *just like my face* Okay, I am going to stop before it gets too dark and too empty, *just like my soul.*"