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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts"
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"What do you call fake excrement? Shampoo."
"After much consideration, I do not believe Wolverine in the X-Men movies is real. It's obviously just a huge act, man."
"Imagine a masonry wall... Now, picture just one piece of it... This, my friends, is a mental block."
"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident."
"Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got to choose first"
"my career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing ""Welcome to the Jungle"" to every customer"
"I try to work the song Uptown Funk into every conversation. Don't believe me? Just watch!"
"Why will Trump become President? Because of his Trump card."
"sir do u know why I pulled u over? ""actually yes officer I do, im a psychic. but DO YOU know why you'll beat me with your club in 1 minute"""