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Joke of the Day
"My friend Richard is protesting against the unjust treatment of Gorillas Dick's out for Harambe."
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"How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ... None, they get you to do it.. Sucker!"
"Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one"
"What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !"
"If we have an Idaho, why don't we have an Idapimp? Rimshot.mp3"
"Can't believe there are so many songs about love and only one where someone welcomes someone else to a jungle."
"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces."
"So, a one-hump camel marries a two-hump camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a hump. So they named him Humphrey."
"Boss set out a bowl of hard candy in the break room, so I guess we had our Christmas party today."