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Joke of the Day

"If you want to hear a very interesting story: send an SMS to your wife with the following text in the body: ""I know everything"""

"You're McDonalds; I'm Burger King I'm doing it my way, and you're lovin' it."

"Is your lizard not working? You may have a reptile dysfunction."

"I had 2 big surprises today. The first one was that the Thai massage centre at the bottom of my road is actually a brothel..."

"Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn't want to ruin my day by talking to you."

"If you eat the prize from a cereal box.. does that make you a specially marked box? source: soos says some words"

"When is a Pixie not a Pixie? When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin."

"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."

"What's a Tijuana hooker's favorite president? El BJ!"

"What were the lawyer's final words to the man who killed him? I'll sue you in hell!"