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Joke of the Day
"What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor? Peruve it!"
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"You can't break an electric toothbrush If it stops working, it becomes a toothbrush."
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"I love you dude, but im not ""In Prison"" with you."
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