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Joke of the Day
"What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...? Mowed 'em."
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"If the quiz made you a little quizzical, what is the test going to make you? Really fucking confused."
"You can't spell Chipotle without E. Coli"
"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."
"I always carry a pocket of spare bolts at the carnival and hand two or three to the person taking the seat after me. ""I found these. Weird?"""
"What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."
"If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable."
"Did you hear about the Marine Rabbi that travelled the world giving circumcisions? They made a movie about him: American Snipper"
"A lady centipede crosses her legs..... .....""For the one hundredth time, NO!"""
"Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I've only done that with pizza"