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Joke of the Day
"What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...? Mowed 'em."
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"I don't want to brag, but when I take my clothes off... the shower gets turned on."
"I don't even like sleep, it's just the only way I can eat spiders"
"I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop."
"What do you call the useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. 'Nuff said."
"What do you call a magic dog in French? A magi-chien."
"I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through Columbia behind a donkey."
"COME TO ME JOURNALBOT *Journalbot enters my study* ok write this down: Polar bears are bear ghosts. ""polargeists"" [very sad robot noises]"
"What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it? Tennish"
"Did you know Elvis used to have a boat called the ""Jailhouse""? That fucking thing rocked."