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Joke of the Day
"You can't break an electric toothbrush If it stops working, it becomes a toothbrush."
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"A SO with an STD is like Play-Dough, They're fun to play with, not to eat."
"I am being so rude. Apologies. Google, is there anything you want to ask me?"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair...and a table"
"Nancy Grace just called pot smokers ""fat and lazy"". Right. Unlike the buff marathon runners home 4 o'clock on a Monday watching your show."
"BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like."
"My dog ate itself I think he's Asian"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ""U"" and ""I"" together."
"Went to watch 'Comedy Thesaurus - The Punny Years' at the local theater yesterday. Disappointing, it was just a play on words."
"Wife:Did you take ambien last night? Me: *recalls riding a unicorn that's on fire* No, why? W:The dog's wearing a saddle and she's orange."