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Joke of the Day

"I just heard my friend suffocated working at a nescafe factory. I was worried he suffered but luckily, it was instant."

"Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No we were never introduced !"

"Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding around on a wolf making sure everyone's eyes were closed."

"I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too tainted"

"Is your girlfriend wife material? I'm building a giant wife."

"There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong caring loving. They'd be wrong but you could still use them."

"I hate eating vegetables... The wheelchair is always getting in the way"

"What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"I fed the cows marijuana. The steaks have never been higher."

"I'm trying to think of an unemployment joke. But none of them work."