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Joke of the Day
"Is your girlfriend wife material? I'm building a giant wife."
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"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral."
"How is having sex with a woman and eating at KFC similar? After you're done with the juicy breasts and the tender thighs, all there's left to do is to throw the bone in the greasy box."
"How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 6. My basement is still dark."
"The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I did a stand up gig once for the homeless. I said ""It's nice to see so many bums on seats""."
"[offensive] What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy"
"Why did the owl 'owl? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er."