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Joke of the Day
"What's long and black? The unemployed line."
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"Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because ""Horse with no Name"" sounded stupid."
"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period, since it ends his sentence."
"Must be confusing for Sean Connery's grandchildren when he asks them to ""Come shit on my lap."""
"The best thing to do on New Years Eve is set the microwave timer with the countdown so the first thing that happens that year is Pizza Rolls"
"It sucks when you get to work early but then shit for so long that your boss thinks you came in late. I need a ""I'm Here But Shitting"" sign."
"I'd say popping your trunk to release 10,000 butterflies is the most magical way to elude the cops."
"What do you call a cow who has just had an abortion? De-calf-inated"
"Save the date! Someone is trying to ruin it by having a wedding."
"My neighbor's 13-month old only has four teeth. She's way too young to being doing that much meth."