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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking about where Luke Skywalker goes to buy his change of clothes while talking to my girlfriend. Me: I wonder where Luke Skywalker buys his clothes. Her: The Darth Maul. ;) I love my life."

"There are two types of people: Those who extrapolate from incomplete data... ...and those who understand the importance of error bars."

"Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia? He fiddled up a little kid."

"Niggas Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"

"Why are millenials so odd? Because they can't even..."

"My Bakery Burned Down Last Night... Now my business is toast!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side its freezing out there !"

"one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process"

"I was gonna make a joke about Alzheimers.. ..but I forgot what it was."

"For easter I'm going to smuggle drugs into prison with my anus. I'm calling myself the keister bunny!"