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Joke of the Day
"My wife's cooking is so bad.... My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."
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"What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist? Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned."
"The Indian police gave up on a recent case... Turns out it was a naan-issue."
"I dared my little brother to lick my dad's ass, and he did. So he dared me to lick my sister's pussy. Just FYI, the ass is called Toots and my sister's cat is Mr. Pickle. We're both 9 and 12"
"You know what's gay? Two men having sex. Whats gayer than two men having sex? Three gay men having sex. What's even gayer? An infinite number of gay men having sex."
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk."
"What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering? At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win."
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"What do you call a fat Japanese bloke... Jackie Chin"
"Have you heard the joke about German sausage? It's the wurst."