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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of paws and the other has a pause at the end of clause"

"Where does the president keep his armies? in his sleevies!!!"

"Why do people keep buying velcro? It's such a ripoff."

"TIFU Down was jealous."

"Is onamonapia.... umderstood by deaf people?"

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into some mud"

"""I don't need any love from any man. I only need to love and be loved by ONE man. He is the Son of God, JESUS!"".......just say u have been dumped."

"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall all the time... I said maybe"

"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants."

"For David Blaine's next trick, he will move in to a series of increasingly small apartments and eventually die alone."