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Joke of the Day
"What's concurrency? Fake money they use in prisons."
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"Just went too deep with a Q-Tip and now I can't do math."
"Did you hear about the priest who gardens? He tends to it religiously!"
"What do you call a horny dog??? Nothing. So he doesn't come..."
"I have two children, one's five months and the other is twenty one months... ...we didn't want too big a gap, so my wife had them both by caesarean. -Ed Byrne"
"What do you do with a no-legged greyhound? Take it drag racing"
"As I basted the turkey, I swear I heard it say ""just not in my hair"""
"If farting under the covers is a Dutch oven... is doing it in the shower a German oven?"
"[1773] ""Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor"" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR"
"*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36. *chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though."