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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl? He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh."
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"Who wrote the book The Russian Milkman? Ipul Titsky"
"How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's [Get Fuzzy]( http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/10/18)"
"A Drinking Problem! Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""
"Person: It's not rocket science. Rocket science [wipes forehead and exhales] : Whew! Nearly got caught there."
"I just dropped a fart that sounded like I got the wrong answer on a game show."
"Yesterday I farted in a Apple Store and everyone got mad at me It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. I should have picked a less crowded Starbucks."
"I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me."
"In Summertime, wow do you tell the difference between an American-born Arab and a Middle Eastern-born Arab? Heatstroke."