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Joke of the Day

"Actual air attendant: ""Secure your mask before helping your kids.if you have multiple, pick the one with the highest earning potential 1st"""

"Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn't want to ruin my day by talking to you."

"what % of the time are birds just chilling"

"This is a fine day for Brian Fitzpatrick He can finally marry his long-time partner, Patrick Fitzbrian."

"Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!"

"What's the worst thing about sex? Buffering."

"I just got fired for sexual harassment. I'm self employed."

"Probably a good thing I'm not a ghost cause I'd just stay in the kitchen and scare people then eat all their food."

"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day; Teach a man to fish, and a month later he dies of scurvy."

"What's Forrest Gump's Password? 1FORREST1"