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Joke of the Day

"Actual air attendant: ""Secure your mask before helping your kids.if you have multiple, pick the one with the highest earning potential 1st"""

"A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, ""The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."""

"Hey Guys! They brought back Angry Beavers! Isn't it great? Its been renamed to The View, however..."

"I watched a documentary about the victims of anorexia. Maybe I would have taken them more seriously if the camera didn't add 10 pounds."

"If you are getting a prostate exam... You're getting ANALysed!!!"

"I hurt my neck sleeping on a pillow that was too fluffy. My body is not meant for this world."

"How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw playoff games."

"This one time, I got kicked out of the audience of ""Cats"" on Broadway for bringing a laser pointer."

"What type of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."

"I bought a Female Golden retriever and named her Sophia... Because she's my Golden Girl."