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Joke of the Day

"When texting a girl ""will you marry me"" what's the best emoji to use?"

"Two doctors were discussing the game Proctologist:""Did you see the game last night?"" Neurologist: ""No, did we beat them?"" Proctologist: ""We didn't just beat em, we rectum!"

"Being a man means doing what I want, when I want, and not having to answer to anyone. This is my...shit she's coming. To be continued."

"How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway."

"People that study meteors are called weatherologists"

"Hey General Motors, what about an electronic drum set on the steering wheel? You're welcome."

"It sucks that slavery is illegal now... We have to get them from the black market these days."

"It must be really expensive to be in a lesbian relationship, they eat out all the time."

"A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."""

"A recent study shows 9 out of 10 men admit their wife is always right. Since the study 1 man has still not been able to be found."