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Joke of the Day

"Two doctors were discussing the game Proctologist:""Did you see the game last night?"" Neurologist: ""No, did we beat them?"" Proctologist: ""We didn't just beat em, we rectum!"

"What's the difference between good sex and anal? Good sex makes your whole day, good anal makes your hole weak."

"John is swinging Lisa around with a period of 0.5 revolutions per second. What happens when the period is increased? John Unexpectedly paints his walls red."

"Girls who marry for money & guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end."

"A gymnast walks on a bar."

"What do you call a felon who enjoys getting zapped and has a go-to attitude? A con-do-it!"

"I'm pretty sure my kids got my good looks... My wife still has hers."

"Him: Should you be eating that much chocolate? Me: Should you be using that much oxygen?"

"My friend asked me what a Freudian Slip means. I told him, ""It's when you mean to say one thing, but fuck your mother."""

"Planning on starting a restaurant called 'Cobalt 60'. Food will obviously be something to die for."