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Joke of the Day
"Hey General Motors, what about an electronic drum set on the steering wheel? You're welcome."
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"If Donald Trump becomes president we will have toupee more taxes."
"What's a 68 to a blonde? She goes down on you and you owe her one"
"I feel like all bears are Bad News Bears. I've never seen a bear and was like ""Oh, he looks like he has good news for us, lets stick around"""
"The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits"
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a double entendre... So he gives it to her."
"ME: This car's perfect except for one thing WIFE: Yes, there's no room for the childre- ME: [finds cup holder] lol I was wrong, it's perfect"
"Classic Why'd the mushroom go to the party? Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party? Cause there wasn't mushroom!"
"Lets all Twittercide at the same time & not tell a Will Smith parody account, 1 dog account, & all the zombie people just to freak him out."
"What did the chinese pirate say? Awwlllll!"