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Joke of the Day
"If your social security number was your cell phone number... what would your number be?"
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"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"
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"I'm such a perv that... ... even the crack of dawn isn't safe."
"Kanye West becomes the President And Kim Kardashian becomes the First Lady"
"Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."
"Came up with a somewhat original dead child joke today. How is a ten year old different from a pizza? Pizza doesn't beg for you to finish it off when you only eat half of it."