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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I will tell you later. SOURCE: Heard it on the subway"

"Blonde joke What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school? A. Hump me dump me!!"

"Duck. A duck walks into a bar. The barman asks ""What will it be?"" The duck doesn't answer because he's a duck."

"What's green, has 6 legs and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table..."

"There are 2 cats. One is called ""One Two Three"" and the other is called ""Un Deux Trois"", which is the best at swimming? ""One Two Three"" obviously. Because ""Un Deux Trois"" cat sank"

"I don't always have pre-marital sex... But when I do it's not with my wife."

"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas. The receptionist asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"""Dad, can I go to the renaissance festival?"" ME: No, you're still grounded ""No fair!"" ME: Yes, that's what I said"

"The moderators of this sub"

"What would the world be like without women? A real pain in the ass!"