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Joke of the Day
"What has two legs and can't stand up? Half a cat"
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"Curiosity killed the cat, and got your daughter pregnant."
"What the difference between a police car and a porcupine? With a police car, the pricks are on the inside"
"How can you tell birds are afraid of heights? Because everytime they look down they shit themselves."
"If I wanted to drive my wife insane, I'd secretly raise a colony of bees & place one new bee inside of her car each morning for ten years."
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He got caught fingering A minor."
"What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm? A tattoo."
"The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack and the Samsung battery is exploding... It's like the mobile equivalent of our presidential election!"
"You are the toothpaste to my orange juice."
"The awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like ""WTF did I just write?!"""