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Joke of the Day

"[drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!? ""I went to the eye doctor"" What does that mean? ""He said I don't need glasses"""

"Always the barmaid, never the bar."

"Last night a horse asked me if I was planning on driving home. There might've been a cop on top of it."

"What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife? The cold shoulder."

"What do you call a group of singing killer whales? An orca-stra."

"How do you make a dog drink? You put it in a blender."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? 8)"

"What do you call cake that isn't yours? Stollen"

"Those ""Speed Enforced by Aircraft"" signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16."

"What religion do mosquitoes follow? Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. ^Sorry."