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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs 700lbs but a Zippos a little lighter"

"Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing."

"Before there was roofies, a caveman would just club a bitch and take her home. That's why they call the hook up spot ""The Club"""

"I had a friend who was right handed but left footed... But he's all right now..."

"Invited a homeless guy to Thanksgiving dinner this morning, so when he shows up at your place, let him in."

"My father was from Iceland and my mother was from Cuba. I'm an Ice Cube."

"What do call a poor black man listening to classical music? A Baroque nigga."

"How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad? They're wearing a SOMBERERO"

"I get so fustrated when people say ""supposably"" or ""irregardless"" I feel like I'm literally drownding"

"Extremely controversial, but here goes... Why can't you try someone for grave digging? Because it was found on the ground."