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Joke of the Day
"Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone's mouth while they're talking?"
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"What's the most annoying joke in the world?"
"I shot two camera lenses out of two cannons into each other at high speed... ...I wanted to make a kaleidoscope"
"What do you call the ghost of a detective? An inspectre."
"What is a water bottle's favorite game to play? Follow the litre."
"I was at a gay nineties party last night. All the men were gay and all the women were ninety."
"""Oh, a bubble bath! That sounds nice and refresHOLY SHIT Ahhhhhhh!"" - Lobsters"
"I bet you 5390.24$ you can't guess how much money I owe my parents."
"I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me."
"*Playing a ouija board* ""Identify yourself"" I-T-S A M-E L-U-I-G-I ""What the fu-"" *Checks box* ""Dammit mom, this is a Luigi board!"""