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Joke of the Day

"I think the thing that really gets me hard is increased blood flow to my penis."

"How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown? Artificial intelligence!"

"Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick? To the Dock"

"Somewhere in the world, there's a real Nigerian Prince who wants to share his millions of dollars but can't find a beneficiary."

"My Grandpa told me this joke when I was 16... It took me a few years to understand it. How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."

"What's the difference between a yoghurt and America? If you leave a yoghurt for 200 years, it will eventually develop a culture. Plus the yoghurt's fat free."

"My friend told me it's impossible to avoid cops But I know there's waze."

"Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress"

"Interviewer: your resume says you were a waiter Me: yes that's right Interviewer: where at Me: out in the lobby right before this interview"

"[England 1320] ""Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows."" *waits 6 months* ""K"""