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Joke of the Day
"Omg what a weekend - I don't need to eat again for the rest of this year. Is that cheesecake?"
Next Joke
"Psychoanalysis is nothing sinister There's really nothing to be afreud of."
"I'm the kind of girl who won't stop until you're screaming your safeword. Related: Your safeword's the first 16 digits of your credit card."
"what do you call a cow without legs Disabled"
"If you couldn't tell, I am into fitness. Fitness whole slice of pizza into my mouth!"
"What do you get when you kiss a bird? Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!"
"What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!"
"Tell me more about how you don't have to work out often because you get too strong too fast. Man what a predicament"
"Ciger: close but no cigar."
"Celebrity Deaths would scare Stevie Wonder. But he would never see death coming."