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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for everything I did out of spite... I wouldn't take the money."
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"A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old."
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"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. JK...Rowling."
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"I walked into a public restroom today that had a ""Changing Table"" sign on the door. I found a pair of scissors and a strap-on dildo..."
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