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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for everything I did out of spite... I wouldn't take the money."
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"What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners? Use the forks Luke."
"I like my sex like I like my barbeque, mesquite"
"Nine times out of ten, when I say ""on my way"" or ""be there in 5 or 10,"" I haven't even left my house yet."
"IBM succumbs to feminist pressure Booleans can now contain the value ""maybe""."
"I ran three miles today. Finally I said, ""Lady take your purse."""
"People with more than 2 numbers in their username probably belong in prison."
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