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Joke of the Day

"What goes in dry, but comes out hard and wet? A Teabag."

"I'm going to the bathroom to take a dump Can I get you anything?"

"Best joke ever I used to cry when my dad cut up onions Onions was a good dog"

"What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine? They both have a hard time pulling off a twist."

"*sees guy having a heart attack* me: quick somebody push a cookie in his mouth! person: isn't that for diabetics? me: it's what I would want"

"Dr Seuss Jokes Hello M'lady, how are you today? Let's go to my place and then we may Play some cards and test our luck But after that let's go and fu...rnish my bedroom"

"funny My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys."

"My wife said that if I lose my job, she's divorcing me. So I need suggestions here, people. What are some terminable offenses these days?"

"I opened a window to let a fly out... and three more flew in, along with five mosquitoes, three ladybugs, a bird, and a Jehovah's Witness."

"Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot."