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Joke of the Day

"If you like interracial porn... ...you'll love the next 4 years. Minorities are going to be fucked constantly by an old white man."

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"My wife kicked me out due to my obsession with rubbing different types of pasta. Im feeling cannelloni right now."
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"How do mathematicians deal with constipation? They work it out with a pencil."
"Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard. #VPDebate"
"I started professionally playing the rubber band as an instrument... ...I consider myself a one-man band."