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Joke of the Day

"What do books wear on a rainy day? Rain Quotes"

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"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"
"Wow 15 notifications.. oh wait 13 of them are for farmville, cityville, I dont give a shit-ville"
"Students are taking a sign language course. The teacher doesn't recognize one of them, and says ""Are you in this class?"" Student says, ""I'm auditing."" Teacher says, ""Then you're in the wrong class."""
"Alzheimer's Joke (might be a repost)"
"Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup? The Dock!"
"What was the gay Swedish guys favorite thing to do? Give Swedish handjobs."
"Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer? Rihanna, mate."
"I wouldn't bother making a joke about an infinite line No point."
"Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as ""man surprised his credit card was declined"""