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Joke of the Day

"Therapist: please tell me a little about what brought you both here today. Wife: We don't talk. Plus he is so literal. Me: My truck."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."

"A ghost walks into a bar... For the boos"

"I once knew a guy... I once knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking alcohol, eating rich food and sex. He lived healthy until he killed himself."

"Pro tip: when your neighbors make you mad, send your 8 y/o son over to describe in complete detail what all 379 of his Hot Wheels look like"

"Why is paper money more valuable than coins? When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -"

"Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects."

"If you ever get attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."

"Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds? Because they kept throwin shade"

"What do cows do for fun? They go to the mooooo-vies."