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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you a huge piece of shit? Because you just slid right out of my asshole."
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"Two cows in a field. One asks ""should I be worried about mad cow's disease""? ""Well I'm not"", the other replies, ""...because I'm a squirrel!"""
"What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden"
"Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes? Because Freedom Rings!"
"Those who carry teensy cute purses shouldn't throw stones at those who wear cargo shorts, because I can carry more stones."
"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."
"How do you assemble a computer? Bit by bit."
"How to measure the perfect amount of pasta Step 1: Measure out the perfect amount of pasta. Step 2: Wrong."
"I opened the door and said ""Honey, I'm home..."", she didn't reply She just stood still in the glass jar."
"Sorry to interrupt, but the personal story you're in the middle of telling reminds me of how much I love attention."