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Joke of the Day

"With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"A package comes in the mail at the post office & it's business as usual... But when I cum in the mail at the post office it's public indecency & a felony.."

"What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living? You call 'im Maury. :)"

"What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation."

"What's a Muslims favourite animal? Its Lamb"

"[AMA Request] Floyd Mayweather Oh wait never mind he can't read."

"*watching a cop walk past during drug deal* ok relax, just be cool.. ""bonjour mademoiselle how much of le methamphetamine dost thou fancy"""

"Did blacks invent rape? Or did they steal that too?"

"Girl: How long is your dick? Me: I'm not sure I only have 1 ruler"

"Does He Bite Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out."